Mar. 27th, 2009

Review: Kick Ass Boots

I hate wearing women’s shoes and avoid them like the plague, but the problem there is that I love wearing sexy shoes. Boots are what really do it for me. I still have and wear a pair of very sexy thigh high boots I got my hands on over 20 years ago.

Last year when my Carolina steel toes (that I bought in 1998) finally bit it I went on a search for replacements. God those boots were comfortable and practical. They were my second pair and they lasted forever through all kinds of abuse. Carolina no longer carries my size, the bastards. So, I ordered a ridiculously expensive pair of boots that served just about every fantasy I have ever had when it come to footwear. They are sexy, evil, nasty, and mean. The steel toes are on the outside. They go all the way up to my knees and they have buckles. They are the ultimate sexy MadMax boots from Hell. I can’t wear them out of the house without getting comments. They ran me about $250 and take about half an hour to put on and lace up. I ordered them site unseen online so they’re too big and I have to wear inserts with them. But I digress…

This post is about a completely different pair of boots. My “MadMax” boots are sexy on their own way, and the thigh highs I bought in high school are slinky and have their appeal, but neither pair satisfied that certain Betty Page kind of look I was going for. I have tried on boots in stores that had the look I wanted, but they were always so non-foot shaped inside that there was no way I could deal with them. So, when I was looking through my favorite site for sextoys and found the Ellie Shoes platform boots I was skeptical, but decided it was worth a shot. (Hint: If your favorite sextoy site doesn’t have a clothing section you need to look elsewhere!)


When I first tried them on I thought I was going to die. Really. I was massively hungover and having an impaired balance system, the extremely tall boot just about put me on my ass (one day I’ll explain how aluminum toxicity and other factors have destroyed my equilibrium). I loved the look of the boots, but really didn’t think I would ever manage to wear them standing up.

Well, I was wrong. Once I got both boots on and started waling around, I found them to be quite comfortable and easy to wear. This was a huge shock! They’re actually cushy inside and fit the shape of my feet! They’re fucking comfortable!!! That just does not happen! You probably don’t understand to what extent that does not happen for me. These are miracle boots!

That being said, I still walk like an idiot in them, but I can walk! They have platform soles – a 1½ inch boost that makes the heel look even more dramatic then it really is. Overall, they make me several inches taller than I am used to being, so as I walk through my very old house I keep ducking, thinking I’m going to hit my head on stuff. It’s comical. I clomp around loudly, and it scares the cats, but I’m actually stable in these boots. The heels are broad enough to be stable, but the design of the boot allows them to appear narrow and elegant. Have I mentioned that I can’t walk in girl shoes? I think I could actually learn to do some superhero ass kicking in these. They are that stable.

So, let’s get down to brass tacks here. I was wearing them the other night for a fun photo shoot with my man. When the time came to toss the camera and get down to business I mentioned that I wanted to lose the boots. He was OK with that, but hesitant, until I reminded him that these have a zipper! He’s used to the MadMax boots that take real time and effort to remove. These boots just unzip and go. They have the super sexy laces, but you don’t have to use them.

Review: Kick Ass Boots

I hate wearing women’s shoes and avoid them like the plague, but the problem there is that I love wearing sexy shoes. Boots are what really do it for me. I still have and wear a pair of very sexy thigh high boots I got my hands on over 20 years ago.

Last year when my Carolina steel toes (that I bought in 1998) finally bit it I went on a search for replacements. God those boots were comfortable and practical. They were my second pair and they lasted forever through all kinds of abuse. Carolina no longer carries my size, the bastards. So, I ordered a ridiculously expensive pair of boots that served just about every fantasy I have ever had when it come to footwear. They are sexy, evil, nasty, and mean. The steel toes are on the outside. They go all the way up to my knees and they have buckles. They are the ultimate sexy MadMax boots from Hell. I can’t wear them out of the house without getting comments. They ran me about $250 and take about half an hour to put on and lace up. I ordered them site unseen online so they’re too big and I have to wear inserts with them. But I digress…

This post is about a completely different pair of boots. My “MadMax” boots are sexy on their own way, and the thigh highs I bought in high school are slinky and have their appeal, but neither pair satisfied that certain Betty Page kind of look I was going for. I have tried on boots in stores that had the look I wanted, but they were always so non-foot shaped inside that there was no way I could deal with them. So, when I was looking through my favorite site for sextoys and found the Ellie Shoes platform boots I was skeptical, but decided it was worth a shot. (Hint: If your favorite sextoy site doesn’t have a clothing section you need to look elsewhere!)


When I first tried them on I thought I was going to die. Really. I was massively hungover and having an impaired balance system, the extremely tall boot just about put me on my ass (one day I’ll explain how aluminum toxicity and other factors have destroyed my equilibrium). I loved the look of the boots, but really didn’t think I would ever manage to wear them standing up.

Well, I was wrong. Once I got both boots on and started waling around, I found them to be quite comfortable and easy to wear. This was a huge shock! They’re actually cushy inside and fit the shape of my feet! They’re fucking comfortable!!! That just does not happen! You probably don’t understand to what extent that does not happen for me. These are miracle boots!

That being said, I still walk like an idiot in them, but I can walk! They have platform soles – a 1½ inch boost that makes the heel look even more dramatic then it really is. Overall, they make me several inches taller than I am used to being, so as I walk through my very old house I keep ducking, thinking I’m going to hit my head on stuff. It’s comical. I clomp around loudly, and it scares the cats, but I’m actually stable in these boots. The heels are broad enough to be stable, but the design of the boot allows them to appear narrow and elegant. Have I mentioned that I can’t walk in girl shoes? I think I could actually learn to do some superhero ass kicking in these. They are that stable.

So, let’s get down to brass tacks here. I was wearing them the other night for a fun photo shoot with my man. When the time came to toss the camera and get down to business I mentioned that I wanted to lose the boots. He was OK with that, but hesitant, until I reminded him that these have a zipper! He’s used to the MadMax boots that take real time and effort to remove. These boots just unzip and go. They have the super sexy laces, but you don’t have to use them.

Mar. 7th, 2009

Where are the Tatooed Men?

Men with tattoos are hot! It’s not a requirement for me in someone I’m actually with I real life. There as so many things that are more important than looks in a relationship. Then again, if you’re looking for a one-night-stand, looks can be pretty high on the list.

When I’m looking for sexy pictures to gaze at, looks are pretty much everything. That IS the point. I find it very important when watching porn, too. So, I can get pretty damn picky about it. The problem is, I have a hard time finding images of men that have the look that turns my crank, and particularly have a hard time finding sites dedicated to hot guys with tattoos.

I don’t get it. I know there are lots of other women out there that feel like I do about the subject. When I have searched online the closest thing I could find was this site for gay men. I did find a singles site, which could be useful if you’re looking for someone and want to get real specific, but I’m not looking for someone. I’m just looking for a little eye candy.

So, if you know of any sites (I was going to say “any good sites,” but right now I’ll settle for finding any) that feature hot, tattooed men, please add the link in the comments!

Feb. 16th, 2009

Sex In Public – Does The Thought Thrill You?

A recent discussion brought to mind the thrill of sex in public. For me sex in public or semi-public places has always been extra exciting. Obviously, I am not the only person who feels this way. It always seemed that the most natural thing in the world to me; both the actual act of having sex in public place and finding it exciting.

It started out as the easiest place when I was a teenager and couldn’t get away with it at home. It was actually easier to get some bit of privacy out and about. That’s not so unusual, really. It’s where “parking” came from.

Later, when I was grown and could just go home, it was a matter of convenience and urgency. Who wants to let the heat of the moment slip away by waiting until you get home? What if you’re not even ready to go home, you’re just ready for a quick fuck and then back to the festivities?

Like I said, it just seemed perfectly natural, so where does the thrilling part come in? I know that for some the real thrill is the risk of getting caught. That was never my thing. It can certainly add to the intensity, but since becoming a legal adult, I have not had any reason to fear the consequences. I have been caught on more than one occasion and was simply told to go home or get a room. It was a good laugh, but nothing really exiting about it. Of course, with partners who actually were afraid of getting caught, the fact that they were so turned on that they were willing to risk it only made it more exciting for me.

The real thrill is the urgency. The fact that you want it so bad right now you can’t wait to go home or somewhere more convenient and comfortable. You just can’t wait at all. It has to be here and now! And knowing that undeniable desire and excitement is the motivation makes the thought of sex in public exciting in itself.

The biggest thrill is being with someone who doesn’t care about being seen or getting caught; being with someone who feels no need to hide their desire or their sexuality. I think it’s the combination of the confidence to be yourself and the willingness to let the attraction show publicly for all the world to see that really does it for me there. Complete and total, passionate, unfettered self-expression is so sexy!

So, what about you? Does the thought of sex in public places thrill you? If so, why?

Apr. 27th, 2008

What is sexy?

God! It is so subjective! To me it is the look in someone’s eye or the smell of cooking meat. It can be intention, like when a basically bad person acts out of sincere kindness. Or when an act, no matter how easy or difficult, is performed purely to balm another’s soul. Sheer abandon – watching someone so engrossed in their own moment that they see nothing outside of the pure enjoyment of what they are doing, completely oblivious to observers. Or the opposite, someone completely sucking up the attention they know they’re getting, and loving it in a way that is not self-conscious at all.

Nudity? No. It can be sexy, but it can be merely functional. And it can be very awkward. It is not in and of itself sexy. Hell, sex itself is often very far from sexy, when you are an observer. And yet, an interchange between two people all bundled up for winter cold can be very sexy and watching it can make you feel like a voyeur of a most intimate act.

Eating can be sexy, or just downright gross.

Certain manners of dress? They mean nothing. A tank top can be revealing in a sexy way or it might just highlight something you didn’t want to see like dried up deodorant or stretch marks. The same outfit that is sexy on one person, may just reveal the clunkiness and lack of grace in another. Like me in high heels. Standing still, sure that’s sexy. Walking? A fucking train wreck! And then some may find the vulnerability of that kind of train wreck to be sexy in itself.

Sexy is subjective. It is all about what hits that note for each of us individually. When we can see that, accept it, we have a chance to expand. To find the sexiness in things that are meaningful on a personal level, not just look for ways to be accepted as sexy. And when we reach that, we reach everyone. That’s when we just turn on everyone, like it or not. And that can be good or bad, but either way it is powerful.
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